My mom and sister must move

My sister Ruth is looking for an apartment in Houston. Here's one reason why. She's told me of several instances where there have been dangerous individuals doing dangerous things (mostly crime) nearby her work and her apartment (where she lives with my mom).

Blonde Joke

Sent to me by my sister:

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in coach got up and moved to the First Class section and sat down. The flight attendant watches do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for coach class and will have to sit in the back. the blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here. " The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in First Class that belongs in coach who won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for coach she will have to leave and return to her seat in the coach section of the plane. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston, and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land and arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde." He goes to the blonde, whispers something in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." She gets up and goes back to her seat in coach. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask the pilot what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her, 'First Class isn't going to Houston.'"

Zing!

I'm dating a blonde. I bet she'd hate this joke. :)